What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 01:24
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Nuts and Butts
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Opinion: The secret to a longer life could be this old-fashioned English breakfast - MarketWatch
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Trump Plans Biofuel Quota Boost, Seeks to Crimp Imports - Bloomberg
Still no good.
So they tried
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